Lying Trees!

Today a whisper in the wind alerted me to the fact that it was exactly one week and one day after Earth Day...the infamous Arbor Day. I should have guessed that our President would not have forgotten, he has 81 people to remind him of such things.

In a (obvious) stunt for the mainstream press, Bush planted a small oak tree and crab apple bush near his Texas estate, reportedly proclaiming that, "These small plants, though mini-ature will produce oxygen and carbon monoxide for years to come."

Of course, any Texan worth her/his snuff would know that plants don't produce carbon monoxide and that miniature is one word without division. This just goes to show that BUSH IS AN IDIOT. Hah! So stupid.