Good for Sex, Sex, and More Than Sex (oh wow)

Sex isn't the only thing that North Indians are engaging in these days. They also enjoy textile manufacturing. This is just one of the 50,000 uses for a condom, and another reason why progressivity and the Communist Party have lubricated a fine path into the hearts and minds of Indians.

Other uses for the lubricated condom in India:
sex,
hand puppets with plastic bead eyes,
corn preventative stockings,
wine skins,
camel back for marathon runners.

In summation: we think the Indians deserve more condoms so increased innovation can take place and in turn, an increased chance for the peoples of Darfur. Sex should occur under any circumstances, because nothing else is valuable.